Alex has this new thing. He doesn't like the feel of his pajama's. Any of them. He's officially boycotted all his jammies and is now sleeping in his underwear. He's decided he doesn't like the "feel" of his old pajamas.
He simply woke up one morning and decided against polyester.
Honestly, I can't say I blame him. The feel of polyester makes my skin crawl. He now only wants 100% cotton.
I've tired to wait this one out for a few days, read: almost two weeks now, to see if something will change but he's sticking to his guns. Only 100% cotton will do.
So I've gone off to Target and Walmart to see what they have.
And they don't have shit.
You know how hard it is to find pajama's that are
not flame retardant?
It's bloody impossible.
And then I went back to Wally World and look what I found.
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| Ag-ent-PPPP!!! |
I guess Disney and Walmarth don't care that much about burning babies in a house fire. And I have to say, I don't care either.
The fact that Perry up there is from the twin bastards called Phineas and Ferb is just icing on the cake in our world. Alex loves them. Does it matter that I will forever have the phrase, "Moooom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!!" seared in my brain? No. The boy loves them.
I have learned to the necessary skill called 'selective hearing' so I'm living around them.
I bought as many as they had and came home a hero.
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| If there's a fire, you're gonna die!!! |
Now I have to go check all our fire alarms. It won't do to have a fire when he's wearing those things.
