I have a bunch of nothing today. Instead, I give you this.
These are all the cookies I made and then ate for the cause of that Fat Bastard called Santa.
I ate every single one of them including those birds, chickens or whatever they are.
No, I do not have any self control. I also ate some for that other douche, the New Year's Baby.
I'll be back on Friday with something more substantial. I think. Who knows, I may be making more cookies and growing my ass.
This is one hell of a bender.
mmmmm, cookies. You did a way better job of decorating those things than I did. We ate some kind of green blobs that were supposed to be Christmas trees, but they did taste good.
ReplyDeleteWhat that isn't normal?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you saying?
I like me some sugar cookies. But I'm eating right and exercising, so you are stuck eating all of yours by yourself.
ReplyDeleteYou're so nice to do sugar cookies. I don't generaily bake any cookies that I can't just plop some batter on a cookie sheet and bake.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I would have eaten them all too. Sugar cookies are my downfall. They seriously are the work of the Devil!!!
ReplyDeleteSometimes, you just have to take one (or 10-15) for the team.
ReplyDeleteFrosted sugar cookies - my husband will knock down old ladies and take them right from the hands of babies. And laugh about it.... They are seriously bad.....but sooooooo good.
ReplyDeleteI'll take a care package of those off your hands! *drools*
ReplyDeleteSo, I am doing South Beach right now. Again. And those cookies look really fucking good. Son of a...This post needs a trigger warning for carb addicts. ;p
ReplyDeleteThey are FAB cookies! I don't think you could put on any weight!!
ReplyDeletexx Jazzy
(PS.. I'll do the meme post next ;-)
COOOOKKKKKKIIIEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy clothes still fit (that is not to say they look good, they just fit), so thank you, I will have a cookie...or twelve! I didn't make snowflake cut outs because thee was no snow and I wanted to have an excuse tucked away for when the flakes did fly....oh, that's now! Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteI think you have nothing left to say b/c you're counseling me, to your readers I apologize. Feel free to use my hell as fodder. There is no other use for the bullshit I'm putting up with. So I call you with my drama, and then you eat cookies to feel better. Think I should be getting the bad sister award!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, now this is just uncalled for - you saw my Christmas disaster, Silpat and all (I'll have you know Santa got grocery store frosted cookies at our house) and these lovely cookies are just humiliating me further. Woman, when are you gonna give me some baking lessons?!!!
ReplyDelete(I'll do the meme... it's just so hard after reading Flannery's hysterical post.)
How cute are you that you actually baked them!? I'm on my third unborn frozen chocolate chip cookie dough cookie and don't plan on stopping until either they're gone or the sun rises.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I would have loved to get my hands on those star cookies with sprinkles. I am salivating as we speak.
ReplyDeleteYours look delicious - we have a tin-full here that no-one feels like eating now ...
ReplyDeleteI resisted clicking on this post for a long time, Lizbeth, because the pictures ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG those look good! So good that if I scroll back up again I'll be WEEPING. WEEPING!!!
ReplyDeleteOoooh, those look like heaven!! And yeah, that's the reason I stopped baking: sweet benders. I was piling on the pounds instead of dropping them after I left the hospital with my then newborn daughter. Your cookies look much nicer than my stupid banana bread though...
ReplyDelete**Mmmmm, iced sugar with sprinkles**
Thank you for the laugh. For some reason I am totally LMAO that you went to the trouble to stick a pearl eyeball on the turkey-chicken-pigeon fowl creature.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Story of the past few months for me. All of these damn holidays have caused me to gain, gain, gain.
ReplyDeleteYesterday was day one of no cookies. No candy. No sweets.
It was pretty much hell...lol!