That was last week.
I've been sick ever since.
Maybe it's a combination of being stressed and the visit, I don't know. My stomach has been pushed right over the edge. I've spent more time looking at the four walls of my bathroom and I've named the spider that's hanging out in the bottom right corner, next to my sink, Running bra.
That damn spider has set up shop next to the laundry pile and that one bra is just close enough, I'm not willing to touch it--the spider or the bra.
Spider wins the battle and keeps the bra.
I know. I'm not that creative to begin with but when you're losing half your body weight our your ass, the mind starts to shut down. All creative thoughts are purged and the only thing I can think of is, "Oh My Fucking God, I think I have a tapeworm. Can you get a tapeworm in today's day and age? A parasite maybe? Oh Jesus...I swear to be good, just please make this stop, I will never eat fried egg rolls again. Oh God, I have to get the kids in a few minutes."
So that's what I've been doing this past week. You know, besides picking out a whole exterior for the house and thinking of the different and varied ways to maim the kids that bullied Alex last week.
On the upside, I think I've dropped three pounds.
|This would have nothing to do with my GI issues.|
Nothing. I'm sure of it.
So yeah, I've been out of commission.
That and the kids are just not happy. The change back to school is wearing thin. I almost got my mouth sewn shut with toothpicks when I mentioned homework.
That dirty little whore. Alex has an on again, off again relationship with homework and right now we're in the OFF phase. As in, I've had to call school and tell them we're not quite there yet and I'm sorry the 'All About Me' collage is really 'All About Lego's' and absolutely nothing about Alex, unless of course, you count that he is all about Lego's, then that would totally work. Thank God his teachers are understanding and they're letting it slide.
So I'm trying to get back to a Monday, Wednesday, Friday posting but right now it's just not happening.
I'll be back to posting as soon as I get this tapeworm out of my system.