I am going to show you two pictures and if you can't figure out where I am then really, there's no hope for you. I think my husband realized how bad it was when I damn near threatened to swan dive out an upper window. And then we all got sick.
Dude, I'm in Sanibel. |
Somehow we managed to wrack up a hell of a lot frequent flyer miles and we've cashed them in. This time I really am taking a break, with no kids.
Normally I would say nothing could go wrong but we all know my luck. And we're flying through Atlanta so that pretty much seals the deal.
And if you know us in real life we've told the kids we're going to Texas. My daughter would have my hide for breakfast if she found out where we really were.
See? What could possible go wrong?
Good for you, Lizbeth! Enjoy your time and I hope you find some lovely shells!
ReplyDeletewhat is it with you and Sanibel? Bring us back shells.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
ReplyDeleteYou must live close to always go to Sanibel.
Lucky you.
No hurricanes anytime soon, right?
ReplyDeleteWhy would you tell them you were going to Texas? Oh wait, never mind, that's the one place that nobody would be jealous about. *wink, wink*
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you are sans kids. I can't even imagine. We have not been one single night without the little man, since he was born.
This explains why I have those dreams about digging through a wall with a rock hammer, ala Shawshank Redemption.
Have fun!
All I have to say about this is...ENJOY. You deserve it!
ReplyDeleteAnd if anything actually does go wrong...that's what they made margaritas for.
Everyone needs a vacation WITHOUT the kids. Because if you bring the kids, is it really a vacation? This way, when you return home you'll have a more positive outlook.
ReplyDeleteSO jealous! Hope it's warm and relaxing. :)
ReplyDeleteWait - are you saying you went to Sanibel? ;)
ReplyDeleteBRAVE that, girl... cuz I'm not so sure I'd wanna face those three pairs of eyes when I got back. Just make sure you don't get a tan, or bring in shells, or sand and have Flan mail you some Texas is #1 T-shirts...
Yay! Have a wonderful time!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy DIDN'T you come to Texas? Austin doesn't have much in the way of shells but we have live music!! And ME! :) Enjoy your time away - and I'm not even ashamed to admit that I'm totally and completely jealous!
ReplyDeleteI am soooooo happy you are getting this very much deserved vacation. Enjoy it girl!
ReplyDeleteHave a super brilliant Vacation!!! So exciting! :))
ReplyDeleteI have no idea where the heck you are , but that was hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteWhat is this you speak of? A vacation without kids? Enjoy your time, and hopefully the uncle who mistypes urls with QR codes isn't babysitting or you may have some explaining to do when you get home.
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm confused. Where are you??
ReplyDeleteLizbeth, I'm going to Fort Myers (Bonita Springsin March with my sister. My dad tells me Sanibel Island is not too far from there. I was JUST thinking about you, and how you love it there, and how you had to take an EMERGENCY VACAY not long back. I was wondering when you'd get the chance to go again. Now I have to google map it to see JUST how close it is to where we'll be.
ReplyDeleteNot one single thing could possibly go wrong with this. Just a tip: No shelling alone in remote Dexter locations. M'kay?
ReplyDeleteI think every autie parent should be sent to Sanibel for the sake of their sanity. Hope you have a wonderful relaxing time xx
ReplyDeletegood for u - I am so glad that you are getting a break
ReplyDeleteSending you loads of good luck vibes
Excellent Lizbeth! That's exactly what you need. Enjoy the break and I REALLY hope that NOTHING goes wrong!!
Deletexx Jazzy
I hope you have a great time!
ReplyDeleteYay for a break. Good for you. Rest up and come back feeling relaxed and peaceful :)
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