I'm usually standing there looking around at my kids like they belong to someone else. It would go much better if the were milling around a little further away from me. I'm still working on that.
Anyway, I've come up with some of their phrases, and mine, over the past week to give you an idea of my glorious lifestyle.
Guess who said what:
- Nice under panties, can I shove mine up my butt?
- OK, who pooped on the seat?
- Get your finger out of your sister's mouth. I don't care what's on it. Wait, Wait, STOP!!!
- When you're done killing Zombies it's time for bed.
- Hey look, she ate it! She really ate it!!! Cooool.
- Don't run over your sister. I don't care how easy it is.
- Perhaps you're not trying hard enough. You should try again and think about that.
- Stop 'Nexting' me. It's not nice.
- You have a big butt hole. Did you know as you get bigger you get a bigger butt hole? Since you have a big butt, your butt hole must be really big mom.
- I'm sorry at this time your request can not processed. Please try again later.
- Son of a bitch, now what?
- Aaaaccccckkkk!!!!!!!!! Mommmmm!!! Aaaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!!! Mom!!!! MOM! MOM! MOM! The fontains are on!!! THE FOUNTAINS ARE ON!!!!!!! Stop the car!! Accckkkk!!! The fountains are on!!!!!!!!!!!
You didn't really think I was going to fess up to anything, did you???