Here ya go.
I've established the fact we're on vacation. I've also established the fact I have more than enough computers, wires, phones, cables and monitors to become a wholesale distributor or, at minimum, a small Radio Shack. But here's the one fact that's confounding me and quite frankly pissing me off. I can hardly use a single one of the computers without getting logged out, timed out or pages simply not loading.
See, nothing is compatible. The I-pads won't work with my phone. The mini won't work with an I-pad but will work with the phone. Both phones will work with each other and I-touches but won't work with the mini. The I-pads will work but not with each other and God forbid I hook a phone up to one of them to download pictures. Then all of them get really bent out of shape and freeze up. It's like they've ganged up, started their periods and won't ask for any Midol. They're worse than my kids without sugar and don't get me started on what little ass holes they can be without their sugar.
The end result is that I can't work with any of them. I can read all your blogs but none of my great gifts of technology will let me read or comment. And I'm frustrated. See, I want to talk to you guys and my computers are on their periods and pissed off and won't let me. I'm more that a little mad, and drunk, and the combination has me banging on keyboards. It's really hard to focus.
So I'm sorry I can't post things to you guys. I really want to.
Anyway, this is want I originally had posted before I got way too frustrated and drunk:
First we had to stop at WalMart. Enough said. Then we spent an assload of money. Apparently it costs upwards of $500 to feed a family of six for two weeks. Here's the receipt to prove it.
I'll be damned if I make one of these:
I'm not getting anywhere near cleaning a single one of these:
And I have a moral obligation to drink all of these:
|Oh yeah, the fridge has more!!!|