So off I went to get it cut.
Hubs comes home and notices and says, "Hey, that looks great! It makes you look, like, twenty years younger."
Mistake. Big. Mistake.
Ummmm, excuse me, did I just hear that? Did I actually hear a pause while he thought of the number? And he chose twenty??
Twenty?!? Twenty??? Couldn't go with ten, hell, fifteen? But twenty years younger? That would put me at twenty one. He didn't even know me at twenty one. How would he know what I looked like at twenty one? Hell, at twenty one I was either stone cold drunk or passed out. I most definitely do not look like I did at twenty one...
And just like that you could see him register the inhumanity of what he just said. He froze, gripped the counter top and the little hamster on the wheel went into over-drive formulating the least painful way to extricate himself from his own words. "Well, ummm. No. No, that's not what I meant. I, uhhh....oh shit."
I just started laughing. I mean what else can be said? If a guy thinks I look like a twenty one year old, then that means I'm hot. And if he thinks I'm hot at forty one then I'm OK with that. Totally OK with that.
How hot is that??? |
of course you're hot, HELLO!!!
ReplyDelete20 years, really?
At least B will have someone to hang out with in the doghouse...
xx
Bwahhh! You better get out of here before Red Robe figures out & I'll go Poof...
ReplyDeleteYeah, really. Can yo believe he said that??? I thought I had him trained better than that. ;)
I need a haircut...
ReplyDeleteWhat, no pictures?
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
I'm too hot for that---I blew out the flash on the camera. Either that or he took a pic of my ass again.
ReplyDeleteMen are stupid! Is that your husband's ass in that picture? That would be fitting...his ass.
ReplyDeleteNoooo, that's my ass...middle of a fucking natural disaster, I'm manning pumps and he snaps a pic of my ass...he thought it was hot. See how that came full circle? ;)
ReplyDeleteI would take the complement and run with it and never look back!
ReplyDeleteI love it! You ARE hot!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, I'll see about getting a pic up of the new doo but I may just go with another ass shot....
ReplyDeleteHey girl! Since you have no new post up, I'll leave my little message for you here. You've been tagged for a meme!! Come over to my blog post and see what I'm talking about! And don't kill me....
ReplyDeleteMen are dumb-asses.
ReplyDeleteHurray for hotness!