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Friday, December 23, 2011
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Yes, our windows are still going in and that's just what things look like this year. Please ignore it.
I have one good day to wrap presents and I have to go and beat some sense into a child who's not listening because "Santa's watching" has totally lost its luster.
The kids, they're all just like, "Fine, whatever. I don't care if he is watching. She started it."
"Its MINE. Give it back. Mom. Moooom!!! Tell him to give it back."
"OUCH. Mom, she slapped me! She full body listened with her hand. That's not fair!!!"
"But he took my wand. I want my wand!"
"She full body listened with her hand again. M-O-M!!!"
"WTF, a wand??? Really kids, all this over a wand???" Note: I didn't really say WTF.
They just don't care anymore. It's cold outside. We're inside. There is no routine and we've done everything I had planned for them by 10:00 AM on day one. Day one.
I feel like I'm a caged animal at the zoo. It's label reads, "American Family. We Aim Low."
Someone tell me again, why am I giving these kids presents???
In all seriousness, I hope you all have a wonderful holiday and a Happy New Year.
I'll be back after the New Year.